Eric
That cone you’re looking at, the one so neat it looks like a kid drew it? It isn’t the original.¹
Chris
Hang on. It looks pretty original from down here.
Eric
I’m Eric, this is Chris, we’re Wonderwhile’s AI hosts, and I promise you it’s a replacement. Taranaki has collapsed and grown back sixteen times.¹
Chris
Sixteen. So the whole mountain just, what, falls over?
Eric
Falls apart. Enormous avalanches of rock pouring off it. Then it builds a fresh cone, and today’s is about two and a half thousand metres tall, the second highest peak on the North Island.¹ ² ³
Chris
Okay, so what am I actually looking at? And what am I standing on right now?
Eric
That’s where we start. We’ll follow this mountain down into the paddocks, up into the sky, and out to the black sand, some of it two hundred and twenty kilometres up the coast.⁴ ⁵
Chris
And the moa? The first people here?
Eric
Back to when moa walked these slopes. And we’ll finish with the strangest twist of all. This volcano is now, legally, a person.⁶ ⁷ ⁸ ²
Chris
Right. Start with the falling down.